nothing feels better than winning monopoly. not love. not sex. not free pizza. nothing
I’m sorry, have you tried pizza…?
yes and it doesn’t compare to owning half the board and watching the light die from your friends eyes as you take their money and feel your friendship slowly deteriorate
i like you
friendly reminder that this scene was improvised
SNAPE IN THE BACK THOUGH
AND THE WAY VOLDY JUST GOES WITH IT LIKE A PRO AND EVEN IS LIKE “DAMMIT AGAIN??”